“Here you go, sir” said the taxi driver, struggling to park up outside the apartment block in Midtown West, New York; otherwise known as home for the next 3 months. A glorious slice of fortune has come my way to explore this famed metropolis from now until mid-September and as promised (myself), I’m going to be leveraging this opportunity (you see, NY patois down already!) to squeeze every last pip out of the Big Apple and beyond; to understand what enables New Yorkers to make it through their super-sized days of early mornings, long hours, copious culinary offerings (and gym) whilst still maintaining that optimistic outlook which for me as a Brit makes me realise how different a culture it can be to my life in London.
So, the very first thing I do upon arriving at my building is try to drag all my luggage through the revolving doors which ends up badly – I think it’s automatic, it’s not, I think I’ve broken it, I haven’t – I just look a total numpty.
The apartment provided by work is a sleek 1 bed effort – all mod-cons, including an air conditioning ventilation system which I have to phone the concierge to help me work “just lift up the panel and turn the dial, sir”. From watching MTV Cribs I know that the bedroom should be where the magic happens and where I keep my sneakers – it’s big enough to handle both. The fridge brings my first pang of NY guilt for the fact it’s enormous and bare; chugging along freezing and chilling absolutely nothing. I think about turning it off but then recognise that I should probably put stuff in it instead.
The apartment is on the 19th floor which you’d think would provide a grand view of pretty much everything. Well, that is not nearly the case as a quick peer through the blinds reveals myriad skyscrapers dwarfing my vantage point. Vertigo and adrenalin mixed together.
After a walk around the block and half an attempt to put some clothes away, I head out in the early evening rain to meet up with an old friend from London, Alex, who is currently making a name for herself as a ridiculously talented singer songwriter in the city. Her soon-to-be record label (I have faith!),
Neon Gold is holding a launch party at
Tammany Hall in the Lower East Side for a new magazine (which I actually see no sign of). We meet up at Snug, a neighbourhood Irish bar in Hells Kitchen where my asking for 2 whiskey and cokes meets with my first “I love your accent” of the tour…terrific to know that the stereotype is true – bodes well.
Lower East Side seems to be the guaranteed home of good times in New York; lots of small venues, boutique bars and home to the hipster generation that hasn’t yet fled Manhattan to Williamsburg, Brookyln – like Camden without the black make-up. Lower East Side = Strokes. The first band on are called the “
1, 2, 3s” and after a coldish start, work their way up through a few styles of guitar music. Halfway through their set, a guy and a girl with their hoodies up, work their way through the crowd. They’re obviously the next band on and it immediately triggers a sense of intrigue despite their artistically-pained expressions.
For the crowd it’s all about
Grouplove. I’d caught the groove on Spotify beforehand but nothing had prepared me for the next hour of possibly one of the top 5 gigs of my life. Smaller venues (200 people?) always help but the lead singer/guitarist, Christian Zucconi cut such a rockstar figure; searing vocals in a sort of high-pitched nasal west coast drawl, lank hair, and the passion…oh the effort this boy was putting in was something else. Well and truly in the zone with his merry band of troubadours bouncing round the stage knocking out tune after incredibly catchy tune. The dynamic of his female sidekick, Hannah Hooper, worked very well providing an alternative stream of pitch and vocal which gave their sound a good depth. Even the lead guitarist and bassist sang lead at some stage.
Surely the highlight came when they started their song "Tongue Tied" and about 50 multi-coloured, multi-sized balloons were released from I don’t know where and the crowd threw themselves around like schoolchildren, each grinning ear to ear in … well, group love, a shared moment, the lost chord experience! They finished their set with
Colors which is the single I suppose they must be pushing. I urge you to check them out – if they’re not the next big thing, I’ll eat my bowler hat.
Outside the club, I got chatting to the bearded bassist who unbelievably turned out to be from London. Not quite sure how he’s worked his way in to this LA-based band but the concert certainly shows the best side of this town…..
The early-morning commute up to Stamford, Connecticut is definitely going to shut down quite a few potential stories (unless they happen in Stamford, unlikely) but I’m not going to dwell on that aspect of my life apart from saying that my 20-minute walk to Grand Central in the mornings can be done in a helluva lot of ways thanks to the grid set-up. Skyscrapers, bagels, steaming manhole covers – going to be enjoyable.
Bought my Kindle for the train journeys so any book suggestions welcome. I finished
One Day by David Nicholls on a restful Friday evening. I’d seen quite a few people reading it on the tube and a friend had recommended it so decided to buy just before I left. The novel follows the lives of two protagonists on St Swithins Day each year for 20 years. The characters are well-developed, the writing sharp, funny and the observations accurate. A pretentious part of me wanted to dislike it but I shut that side down and ended up ....well have a read of the outline and see if you fancy picking it up. PS Hear there's a movie being made now
Thursday night, in search of a way to counteract the endless slices of pizza I can't stop stuffing down my gullet, I attempted to tame the NY beast and find a running route. My train home stops off at Harlem 125th Street before its final destination at Grand Central so I decided to see if I could work in a bit of Central Park. For those of you that have been, Central Park definitely provides respite to New York and I'd say gets used a bit more than we tend to use the parks back in London. That said, my route home from Liverpool Street past Westminster, through St James and Hyde Parks has been one of the joys this last year.
Well, the route worked, a bit gritty to start off with (I love an urban run mind) but once in Central Park, the lakes, giant boulders and heavy foliage proved there is a way to not become oompa-loompah man during my stay.
That evening, I met some people down at
Beauty and Essex in the Lower East Side again - glamorous cocktails from even more glamorous waitresses. I ordered a "Dark and Stormy" from a gorgeous black girl (think Beyonce but better). She said they didn't do them then a couple of seconds later, turned and whispered "I know why you ordered that!". I didn't really but just nodded dumbstruck and smiled "hell yeah"
I was still feeling the jetlag I suppose but made it through to an awesome jazz/cocktail bar in the West Village called
Little Branch - no sign, just a door with a bouncer but the smoothest live jazz and Mad Men style cocktails left me in no doubt that this place delivers
Headed to Brooklyn yesterday for annual Mermaid Parade with my regular New York guide par excellence, Sarah and her friend, Molly. I think the subway system is going to take a while to get to grips with - just too many words in the station describing weekends and express trains and late nights and locals and letters and numbers. Sarah tells me to just get on and hope. Can't help feeling there must be a better way but have my doubts when she tells me that "they call the B train an express but it actually isn't" - Manhattan Transport Authority struggling to come to terms with their public role apparently trying to hoodwink their passengers for a laugh

We left Coney Island station passing by the Tattoo and Shots Lounge (they actively get you drunk in a tattoo parlour, is that legal?) and down to the railings to take in the traditional start of summer festivities. Coney Island is everything Manhattan is not - and if I tell you Manhattan is fancy and clean I think you'll catch my drift. If you've seen the film, Big with Tom Hanks, the Coney Island amusement park is very similar and even has the same Zoltan character granting wishes. Hard not to be judgmental with a hilariously underwhelming parade of people dressed up as mermaids (shells covering their breasts - sometimes!), some old folks and one bloke just trudging along in his jeans and Return of the Jedi T-shirt.
Parade sacked off and a couple of "alcohols" down we ventured onto the Cyclone rollercoaster which I can still feel in my neck today
Couldn't make it across the street to the famous
Nathan's Hot Dog store due to endless swathe of people crushed together. Might return on the 4th July when they have their world famous
hotdog eating contest which as you'll see on the link looks like a pretty gruelling season of events.
We finished the day chilling back at Molly and Dave's place back in Park Slope after a primer on New York Jews and their varied observance of Judaism in all its forms - interesting stuff and pretty important given they form over 12% of New York's religious make-up. I've been promised a trip to see the ultra-orthodox set down in Williamsburg soon.
Buttermilk pancakes, bacon, sausage and ham this Sunday morning; washing given to Wash and Fold laundrymat and a chilled out afternoon in Central Park